It’s time to say no to bad fashion. It’s time to tell the world that you are on patrol and ready to stop shitty trendy fashions from destroying the universe as we know it. Put on your Fashion Police apparel… and be careful out there.
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Fashion Police: A Necessity in Today’s World
The world is full of bad fashion… and the rest of us are subjected to it. Now is the time to show everyone that you are the arbiter of good fashion, even if it’s only in your own mind. As the Fashion Police, you get to decide what’s decent fashion and what is an abomination to human eyes. You patrol the streets, looking for fashion screw-ups. You take this job seriously because precious few others do.
Whether it’s horrible color choices or stupid fads that need to die, you have been appointed to pass judgement on the fashions chose by others. Camel toe incidents? Bicycling shorts that are too revealing? Stupid color combinations? You need to point out this stuff to others. They may not recognize your authority but you don’t care. After all, some clothes are a crime!
